I had food poisoning a couple weeks ago, after eating some apparently toxic pizza. It was not a pleasant experience, of which I am sure many of you are aware. As I was laying on the bathroom floor, freezing cold and sweating buckets, I had this crazy thought: 'This sucks but at least I'll lose a couple pounds and wake up with a flat stomach'.
Call it sick-brain talking. Call it delusional. Call it whatever you want, but don't deny that you haven't thought it yourself. I'm actually pretty impressed that I was lucid enough to have purposely thought that little bit of genius.
Now that cold and flu season are imminent, people are rushing out all over the place to get shot up with the flu du jour, getting stocked on medicines and fluids and all. Getting flu shots is totally a personal preference, and though I can site a zillion articles about why flu shots are bad, it's my opinion and a touchy subject and I really don't feel like getting into it. My family doesn't get them. Period.
Naturally (no pun intended) we do other things like diet, supplement, exercise, etc. to make sure we have healthy immune systems and when something does come our way we fight it and treat it, and drink our Performance (Shaklee's version of Gatorade), let it run its course, and if anything were to get out of hand there's the urgent care department at the docs office. We eat good and take our vitamins and probiotics like good little anti-flu shot folks, but no matter what we do, germs will continue to float around like crazy. Especially for those with kids in school with their sticky hands all touching everything all the time, precautions must be taken. Hand washing is obviously important, using tissues and your coughing corner, cleaning and disinfecting your surfaces constantly (and safely!), etc. etc. More common sense stuff that everyone knows. Or should know. If you don't, you've got problems.
Considering the candy-binge holiday that is in our very recent history, let me tell you a little tidbit about sugar and your immune system. They don't get along. You know how people say Vitamin C helps when you have a cold or flu cause it boosts your immune system? Then they reach for the orange juice and all their problems are solved, right? Wrong. Vitamin C is good, yes. But do me a favor and stay away from fruit juices. Why? Cause sugar puts your immune system right to sleep. There have been studies done, so I'm not just making this up, specifically with orange juice, that prove this. So just do yourself a favor and skip the juice, try a Vitamin C supplement and call it a day.
No matter what precautions we take, there is still always the chance that we can (will) contract the flu and spend a minimum of 24 hours barfing and shitting our guts out, not eating anything, laying in bed sweating and being gross and stinky and feeling like poo.
But honestly...how many of you have had the thought that if your kids DO bring home the flu (again) this year and you spend a couple days taking care of them and ultimately yourself doing the above mentioned activities...at least you'll lose a couple pounds?!
Don't get me wrong, I'm not in any saying that you should purposely go out and get yourself on the flu-diet. That's just dumb. But let's look at the bright side. Hey, there's always a bright side! There's always an honest side too, so don't try and tell me that its a crazy thought that you'd never even consider. You know you've thought it.
So good luck, ya'll. Yeah, I said ya'll. Whether you get the flu this year or you dodge the bullet, whether you get it or just don't...take care of yourselves!! And if you want a REAL weight loss program, let me know!
Call it sick-brain talking. Call it delusional. Call it whatever you want, but don't deny that you haven't thought it yourself. I'm actually pretty impressed that I was lucid enough to have purposely thought that little bit of genius.
Now that cold and flu season are imminent, people are rushing out all over the place to get shot up with the flu du jour, getting stocked on medicines and fluids and all. Getting flu shots is totally a personal preference, and though I can site a zillion articles about why flu shots are bad, it's my opinion and a touchy subject and I really don't feel like getting into it. My family doesn't get them. Period.
Naturally (no pun intended) we do other things like diet, supplement, exercise, etc. to make sure we have healthy immune systems and when something does come our way we fight it and treat it, and drink our Performance (Shaklee's version of Gatorade), let it run its course, and if anything were to get out of hand there's the urgent care department at the docs office. We eat good and take our vitamins and probiotics like good little anti-flu shot folks, but no matter what we do, germs will continue to float around like crazy. Especially for those with kids in school with their sticky hands all touching everything all the time, precautions must be taken. Hand washing is obviously important, using tissues and your coughing corner, cleaning and disinfecting your surfaces constantly (and safely!), etc. etc. More common sense stuff that everyone knows. Or should know. If you don't, you've got problems.
Considering the candy-binge holiday that is in our very recent history, let me tell you a little tidbit about sugar and your immune system. They don't get along. You know how people say Vitamin C helps when you have a cold or flu cause it boosts your immune system? Then they reach for the orange juice and all their problems are solved, right? Wrong. Vitamin C is good, yes. But do me a favor and stay away from fruit juices. Why? Cause sugar puts your immune system right to sleep. There have been studies done, so I'm not just making this up, specifically with orange juice, that prove this. So just do yourself a favor and skip the juice, try a Vitamin C supplement and call it a day.
No matter what precautions we take, there is still always the chance that we can (will) contract the flu and spend a minimum of 24 hours barfing and shitting our guts out, not eating anything, laying in bed sweating and being gross and stinky and feeling like poo.
But honestly...how many of you have had the thought that if your kids DO bring home the flu (again) this year and you spend a couple days taking care of them and ultimately yourself doing the above mentioned activities...at least you'll lose a couple pounds?!
Don't get me wrong, I'm not in any saying that you should purposely go out and get yourself on the flu-diet. That's just dumb. But let's look at the bright side. Hey, there's always a bright side! There's always an honest side too, so don't try and tell me that its a crazy thought that you'd never even consider. You know you've thought it.So good luck, ya'll. Yeah, I said ya'll. Whether you get the flu this year or you dodge the bullet, whether you get it or just don't...take care of yourselves!! And if you want a REAL weight loss program, let me know!
